Why can't google maps calculate directions from chicago to sydney, australia that doesn't involve a kayak?

where the heck am i supposed to buy a kayak?..|||They haven't updated it yet to include time travel. Google is SOOOO behind. You should probably see if there's an iphone app for that.|||Probably both. I'm all jacked up on MOUNTAIN DEWWW!

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|||I tried to locate Blofeld's evil underground lair on Google Maps and it gives me Circus Circus in Las Vegas... talk about screwed up !|||At Sporting Life...|||Because they suck. That's why.|||Fool! Hop into my magical Honda Accord and I'll drive us there!!!